There is no Christmas Post. and i didnae say "Merry Christmas" and like that because it's none of my business how yer Christmas was. Hope it was swell, of course, but ultimately i think it should be much more personal than it is. Birthdays are your day, Christmas is your share day. Gotta family, S.O., whatever? git to it if you please.
Alla this forced cheer is a bunch of smeg, and i'm sure that that's not a solo sentiment.

New Years is another matter, so try and enjoy yerself for a little bit anyway. Yeh've nothing but regret if yeh dun, cos New Year's is completely in yer own hands.
i wasnae gonna go anywhere, but i've changed my mind a bit. Got a bottle of Trios Pistoles for tonight and a nice bottle of mead for tomorrow, and i should be good.
Got my snazzy new Churchwarden pipe, too ( thanks kimberly_tries). Neener.

And i'll toast you lot, too. Listen for it.


Namaste'.